Nov
7
Unabomber in effect for tvhcick and co again. except this time I’m not as mysterious.
MacGruber!
yes yes y'all, and you don't stop.
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Nov
7
at jmu game. smuggled in 2 mini’s of Capn M’s. was going to drink both but my MOM wanted one. then she found out where i hid them and
Nov
6
punkass book jockeys!
Nov
5
A shitload of sea lions
I haven’t been there for 3 years, but I swear I could hear the barking when I saw this picture. I hope you saw the pigeon lady on the other end of Fishermans’ Wharf (near Ghir)…I had bad dreams for a week after seeing her.
Nov
5
he is FIFTY today. i feel old, but i guess he was a grown man when I was listening to him in elementary school.
Nov
5
my excuse? I’ve always been a beer girl…but when presented with table service in Vegas last year, I went a little nuts with the liquor (we all did).
but…I think I’m holding a beer here, so I went back to my old friend at some point.
oh, and this is probably 4am.
Nov
5
LA and Vegas next week!
I’m so excited to take a vacation…
next Tues- LA for 2 nights! Will visit B-wyn & G and their baby Henry.
next Thurs- head to Vegas for 3 nights! when some of the others go see a Cirque show (Ka, saw it last year)…I will go see the Las Vegas Wranglers…minor league hockey woohoo!
on my list of other things to do:
- Santa Monica pier (to reenact the opening credits of Three’s Company)
- Venice & Muscle Beach
- sing “papa…paparazzi” to an actual paparazzi. (that’s for you, Dewster)
- In N Out Burger
- not bump my head on the glass in my room at the Luxor.
- not “fall asleep” at a slot machine.
Nov
3
things i've done to stay awake today.
- jumping jacks
- setting my phone to buzz every 10 minutes…except that I fell asleep instead, knowing that it would wake me up.
- slapping myself in the face.
- doing a mashup dance- Thriller mixed with the end of Dirty Dancing. I wonder if the cars see me…
- drinking coffee for the first time since approx April. About half of it is coffee- the other half is dry creamer, cold water, and a bit of sugar.
the screaming should start at any moment.
Nov
3
“Don’t forget to vote. I’ll go after work with your father. Our votes cancel each other but it is still something we have to do.”
my mom. mom crossing to the left in her 60s- first Obama, now Deeds!
My mom always took me with her when she voted- she chatted with everyone in line, which made it seem like a party. Plus, back then it was still the awesome curtain booth and she let me tick off the names for her, then pull the big arm across.
I don’t think I’ve missed a vote, because of her influence.
Nov
2
Virginians- don't forget to vote tomorrow!
Go here to see What is on My Ballot?
As usual, mine includes a question about (Fairfax County) bonds…but just school bonds, not the double-whammy of school and parks & rec bonds. ooh.
I looked up the % voting one year, and something like less than 10% of voters (not just eligible voters) had an opinion on the bonds. ha.
Nov
2
So…now I’ve associated “gluten-free living” with Republicans.
Republicans hate wheat! Wheat Haters! Why are you such a hater?
Democrats love wheat! Oooh, your mama’s a Wheat Lover! Wheat Hugger! Lover of Wheat! If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?!
(Lisa’s going to marry a carrot, she’s going to marry a carrot…)
Nov
2
Ladies & Gentleman … Neil Diamond!!
immediately starting singing Solitary Man…excellent early Neil!
Oct
30
more chat.
- Me: There’s a guy here who gets here about the same time as me, and when I say hello, he says hello in a Kermit the Frog-like voice. I don’t know him that well…so it’s a little odd. But I think he’s cute, so I laugh.
- Gbf@w: What if that is his real voice and every morning when he says hi you laugh at him?
- Me: LAUGHING…..it started in my belly and welled up and burst out, it went “mmm huhuh haha HAHAHA”
Oct
30
excerpts from chat 10/30/09.
lines from today’s many, many emails with Gbf@w. if i gave you segues it would be even more confusing.
Me: I’d pat [owner of old firm, has a huge Napoleon Complex] on the head just to make sure he knows he’s short.
Gbf@w: Adam came dressed as Spock. I let him borrow my Spock that you gave me. Total Hilarity insued!!!
Me: Remember, Dolly says “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap!”
Gbf@w: I ACTUALLY GOT THIS COOL TOY RIFLE THAT MAKES COOL FIRING NOISES AND THAT YOU CAN LOAD FAKE CARTRIDGES INTO AND THEY POP OUT AFTER MAKING THE FIRING NOISE.
Gbf@w: OMG!!!! OMG!!!…….They are going to open a PEEPS store in National Harbour! We can do our diorama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot my idea though……..do you remember what I was going to do? OH YEAH…….Sara Palin.
Me: DAMN YOU TUNISIA!!!
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