MacGruber!

Nov 20

“

When he [Barack Obama] was at Dover the other day, and went there to pay respect for soldiers, I heard a lot of people on the Right say “Aw, that’s just a cheap photo-op.” No, I think it was the Commander-in-Chief of our military paying respect to a dead soldier, and I’m grateful that he did that, and I was proud of him for doing that. And I think we all — as Americans — should give him credit for doing that.

When he and Michele hosted the tricker-treaters on Halloween, quit finding something wrong with that. Say “Good, I’m glad that he and the First Lady are treating children to an experience at the White House.” And I just find it deplorable that some people on my end of the aisle want to find everything wrong and nothing right about the man as a man.

”

Mike Huckabee, speaking to the Right about their criticism of Obama for visiting Dover Airport Base to pay his respects to the coffins of returning soldiers.

Huckabee, while I disagree with him on policy almost wholeheartedly, is at least a classy fellow.

via Huffington Post

(via plainclothesman)

Nov 19

Over The Hills And Far Away.

today’s Zeppelin lyrics…the intro/first verse is slow, unlike the rest of the song, never to repeat.

Hey lady, you got the love I need
Maybe more than enough
Oh darlin’ darlin’, darlin’
Walk a while with me
Oh, you’ve got so much, so much, so much

Many have I loved
Many times been bitten
Many times I’ve gazed
Along the open road

Many times I’ve lied
Many times I’ve listened
Many times I’ve wondered
How much there is to know

Many dreams come true
And some have silver linings
I live for my dreams
And a pocketful of gold

(Guitar Solo)

Mellow is the man
Who knows what he’s been missing
Many many men
Can’t see the open road

Many is a word
That only leaves you guessing
Guessing ‘bout a thing
You really ought to know, hoh ohh ohh ohh You really ought to know, ohh
I really ought to know, ohhh, you know I should, you know I should, you know I should know

Nov 19

“can we make sat night happen? I have a special place to take you Sunday morning… ok. not that special. that sounded creepy.”

-e

I get to see her and Dewster after seeing Zippy at Kelsbels’ baby shower! Need old school friendship so much right now. CAN’T WAIT. (via chloesanchez)

YAY! I am excited for the shower because I think it will be the first and last I host, ha. Tonight I will try to convince K that I’m having a pinata at her shower. “you can swing a bat, right? is it bad to be blindfolded when you’re preggers?”

Nov 19

“You don’t even watch this show for the dancing. It’s like soft core porn to you.”

The gaysian to me about SYTYCD. (via dewster)

hmm, I’m wondering about why I watch it then, because at this point I completely skip through all the talking, just to get to the action.

Nov 18

I can’t believe Demi had her hip removed, just to look thinner.

Oh wait, W magazine’s designers made a horrible mistake while trying to make sure our self-esteem didn’t creep back up. Now if they could have made her look like she has some thoughts behind those eyes, that would be great.

Nov 18

Precious

lyndsaysgarden:

Very excited to see this movie when it finally makes it here!

I want to see it, but I haven’t decided yet if it will make me too sad. Also I need to find someone to go with- they need to put up with ~~possible~~ inevitable sobbing.

Nov 17

Washington Blade closes; new paper for gays planned

On Monday, Window Media, the Blade’s parent company, ceased operations of all its publications, which include the Southern Voice, the Houston Voice, the South Florida Blade and 411 Magazine.

Nov 17

Ken Ober, MTV’s ‘Remote Control’ Host, Dies at 52

I loved this show, had a crush on Colin Quinn because of it (hmm, his voice was more gravelly (sp?) back then than it is now?!). Also, Adam Sandler as Stud Boy!

Nov 16

impersonations as of 11/16.

should you need entertainment at your kid’s next birthday party, here is the list of impersonations I have available. Please note: they all sound the same and/or are not funny for a kid’s birthday party.

Rick Astley
Southwest lady announcing flights to Dulles
CB Savage
Harry Caray
Gay Andrew Jackson from the $20 bill (a bit of an inside joke)
Michael McDonald
Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz (“surrender Dorothy?”)
Oprah (“hellooo Liiiz Lemooonnnnn!”)

Yesterday in the airport, I sang like Michael McDonald for a friend, and the man behind us started singing with me. We had dueling MM impressions that embarrassed our friends. It was fantastic.

Nov 16

foghat cornhole.

last night/this AM I took a redeye from LA to DC. I was next to a surfer dude and I’m certain I leaned on him as I slept…oops.

I also tied my (fabric) belt around my eyes to use as a shade, because the girl across the aisle used her laptop the ENTIRE time. The whole night/morning?! do you not sleep? are you a vampire?

anyway, I’m pretty sure that in my black pants, black sweater, and black head-belt, I looked like a ~~blind~~ deadly ninja.

Nov 14

“beer is the wine of a great deli!” - Carnegie Deli.

indeed! also, the knish was good, hadn’t had one for years.

Nov 13

i know miss hockey when I almost tear up for joy when hearing/seeing slams on the glass right in front of me. gotta get back into it.

Nov 13

Dear Baltimore, I hate when you “Ohh” in the National Anthem. I don’t think you realize the most of the country doesn’t do this. really.

Nov 13

ticket right on the glass- it’s been a while and I need to brush up on my rowdyness. meanwhile part of my party is at a Cirque show.

Nov 13

currently attending a Los Vegas Wranglers game- minor league hockey. I might have to stop being so snobby about hockey in warm locations…

MacGruber!

yes yes y'all, and you don't stop.

Over The Hills And Far Away.

Precious

Washington Blade closes; new paper for gays planned

impersonations as of 11/16.

foghat cornhole.