January 2011
21 posts
I keep forgetting that I’m #3 in my new company. when I ask people to (please) do something…they, like, do it. ?!
2 male cheerleaders held the hands/ feet of a girl cheerleader & made a jumprope out of her, and another male jumped over her.
our uni’s are kind of plain, like they went into a Modell’s and bought off the rack, then went home and ironed-on the names.
they just put Duke Dog up on/in a cheerleader pyramid.
there’s a guy in our section who just sang the fight song badly, and my dad leaned over and said “I don’t think this guy tested well.”
at JMU for GMU-JMU game- it’s on TV, tipoff soon… the pep band is huge and sounds pretty good. it is so loud!
i am currently in Home Depot pretending to know where they keep the WD40. when i find it i’ll shout “LUBRICATION!!”
smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
um, the Clippers beat the Lakers (and Kobe was playing!)? & beat the Heat a few days ago?? (yes, every once in a while I follow the NBA).
also just heard someone say “you NEVER throw a pie in anger!”
i just overheard someone saying loudly in an old timey gangster film voice “you’ll never take me alive, copper!”
“I grew up in Dublin-”
– “I grew up in Dublin- I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm & was retarded, Bruges might impress me. but I didn’t,so it doesn’t.” -In Bruges
do NOT purse your lips during a sneeze or you will sound like an elephant. yay.
it’s really weird when my mom asks me for career/workplace advice.
i like The Bachelorette better- this is already getting old.
i don’t feel as bad watching The Bachelor when I see that Jen does too, haha.
sometime in my life i would like to sincerely say “hmm…reminiscent of a Matisse.”
i am in a land of enchantment- i was just hugged as a Happy New Year greeting from a coworker I’ve only known for 3 weeks.
um…that pic…Jeremy was watching a show and saw B-WYN in the background!! approx 2003-2004 bc I used to watch it.
